It is the first day of university

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  • Published on: 10 September 2019
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    HERE’S HOW THINGS ARE GOING TO GO FROM HERE ON OUT
    1. YOU WILL ADDRESS ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO SAY HI TO ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO BAKE ME A CAKE SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO RESPECT ME SIDEWAYS, GOT IT?
    2. ONLY CUCUMBER FLAVOURED DEODORANT IS PERMISSIBLE FROM NOW ON. ANY OTHER SMELL IS PUTRID AND PUNISHABLE BY DEATH. ITS EITHER THAT OR MY NOSE BARKS AT YOU, GOT THAT?
    3.
    4. YELLOW IS DISGUSTING.
    5. SERIOUSLY, NO HUMAN BEING SHOULD WEAR YELLOW.
    6. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?

    On a real note though, I just wanted to say thanks for sticking with me for so long. It was around this time of last year that my channel started to gain traction and I am so thankful for this opportunity. As for posting videos goes, I am going to try to get my videos up every Tuesday at 5 PM, but I am not going to make any promises. Also, I am going to be pretty inactive on twitter and instagram from this point forward cause I want to focus on my studies as much as possible (but it’s not like I was that active on there to begin with lol).

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ewww_its_jo...
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    Hep Cats by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
    Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1500022
    Artist: http://incompetech.com/

    If you want to translate the video: http://www.youtube.com/timedtext_cs_p...

    Current sub count: 2, 908, 927

    With love,

    Jenny Cravitz
  • Runtime : 14:4

COMMENTS: 40

  • Tried 2
    Tried 2   14 hours ago

    My math teacher loves math jokes but They make no sense

  • Casey C
    Casey C   21 hours ago

    what's in your mouth for the first segment? 😂

  • jamms
    jamms   5 days ago

    dont mess up now

  • Amber Perkins
    Amber Perkins   6 days ago

    I'm a freshman I'm so done with high school like why do I need english and your not alone I left my sanity in 5 grade and moved soooooooo probably never getting that back

  • Mrs. Lee Felix
    Mrs. Lee Felix   6 days ago

    but what if she is planning on exploding the earth in a few days...

  • Cyber_Blue
    Cyber_Blue   1 weeks ago

    Can you do like a video all about your dishes that you make?

  • lotte in weimar
    lotte in weimar   1 weeks ago

    "I'm officially a victim of capitalism..cheers" That sent me 😂😂😂😂

  • Cash’s Vlogs
    Cash’s Vlogs   1 weeks ago

    September 4 is my birthday, but she said it was the worst day of the year......How dare you Joana

  • Weird Creep
    Weird Creep   1 weeks ago

    It’s 2020 I hope she’s using that book!

  • Sienna Magic
    Sienna Magic   1 weeks ago

    I am awful at all of those accept for algebra. That might be the only thing I’ll get a hundred on in math this year lol

  • mj A
    mj A   1 weeks ago

    My dude I also love Chris Fleming

  • jin's china plates
    jin's china plates   1 weeks ago

    Why does she look like Charlie d'amelio for a second in the thumbnail? Maybe it's just me...

  • rhianna
    rhianna   2 weeks ago

    I'm watching this because tomorrow is my first day of university and i am terrified

  • GachaMeme
    GachaMeme   2 weeks ago

    I found your sanity when I went into my teacher's class she was wondering what it was so I stole it want it back?

  • azrielic_
    azrielic_   2 weeks ago

    I hear that you have met the 4 devils of the school and never return from THE INCREASING FLAMES OF HELL KNOWN AS EDUCATION WE NEVER NEEDED AT THE ENNNNDDDD MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

  • Madisyn Smith
    Madisyn Smith   2 weeks ago

    AHAHAHAHA the sticky note said "i love math" lmao I love this women

  • Penelope Carnival
    Penelope Carnival   2 weeks ago

    6:00 I Wanted to say something interesting but I have no words LOL

  • Chloe Vega
    Chloe Vega   2 weeks ago

    I so glad I’m not the only one who thinks back to school shopping is the only the most wonderful activity ever to take part in on our slowly dying planet earth

  • Sahara
    Sahara   3 weeks ago

    Ok but why is the beginning an accurate representation of what goes on in my head all the time? 😂

  • Zzzannie
    Zzzannie   3 weeks ago

    OHMYGOSH GEORGE MICHEAL AMAZING YASSSS

  • rubz.x
    rubz.x   3 weeks ago

    AA no longer stands for alcohol anonymous......... it now stands for .......... AVOCADOS AND ARITIZA

  • Keisha Muzadi
    Keisha Muzadi   3 weeks ago

    NOOOO JOANA WHYYY WE COULD OF BEEN BEST FRIENDS I LEFT THE UNIVERSITY YOU'RE GOING TO LAST YEAR FML

  • Lina Zhou
    Lina Zhou   3 weeks ago

    checkmate frozen 2, she made the Samantha reference first