I've been keeping a tiny secret. (no I'm not pregnant)

  • Published on: 21 May 2020
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  • Warp
    Warp   43 minuts ago

    My brother and sister adopted a dog, Earl, that had a rear leg amputated. I don't know how long ago Scraps had her amputation, but Earl's was fresh. He wasn't supposed to run or jump for several weeks to allow the hips to settle. However, Earl is very active and that just didn't happen. This led to his hips settling too close together and he had problems pooping, so keep an eye out for that.

  • Bill Pollock
    Bill Pollock   3 hours ago

    Awww...I always have such admiration for three legged dogs. You go..guy...girl!

  • Jan Kowal
    Jan Kowal   4 hours ago

    How to went from Queen of shitty robots to Queen of shitty commercials in every video. I hope that dog is not borrowed for that cause :(

  • ohnoitsjose
    ohnoitsjose   4 hours ago

    Not to be dramatic or anything but Iโ€™d totally die for Scraps.

  • Anon Anon
    Anon Anon   6 hours ago

    Simone: I've been keeping a tinyMe: Shes pregnant Simone: secret (No, I'm not pregnant)Me: Oh

  • Sam chand
    Sam chand   6 hours ago

    I have very fantastic idea to make a baby to adult butt washing device. Can i get ur email id. I need to send the photos how it will work. Its not at all difficult. U can give me ur email details in samchand93@gmail.com . I will be glad to send u the awesome project secret that had not made till date.

  • Brendan Wood
    Brendan Wood   8 hours ago

    Commander straps! TO THE BACKPACK! Off to space we go! oops I meant scraps.... But maybe straps is an upgraded better suited name? Who knows?

  • Roc
    Roc   8 hours ago

    Her dog voice sounds like she driving down stairs with a bike . Joking ๐Ÿ™ƒ

  • Giles S
    Giles S   8 hours ago

    โ€˜A budding has beenโ€™ ๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Fabio Ambrosetti
    Fabio Ambrosetti   10 hours ago

    Fun fact: dogs eat poop cause their digestive system doesn't completely digest their food and they are able to smell the nutrients still present in the poop and reassimilate them. <3

  • Luke Sylvester
    Luke Sylvester   11 hours ago

    im pretty sure alot of guys would wanna impregnate you. So dont worry about finding a guy, that is if you dont have one

  • mozkito life
    mozkito life   12 hours ago

    That's the last time I let my 5 yo watch a Giertz video 7:12 Thanks for that.

  • Idnekib
    Idnekib   12 hours ago

    Oohh. Cute. But I don't believe you. What are the specs? I wanna see the internals. Is it hidraulic or are you using step motors?

  • Animal
    Animal   13 hours ago

    I cant believe she's pregnant

  • okow tina
    okow tina   13 hours ago

    1:50 Simone: "...except scratch her right ear" scratches right ear for her stub starts to wiggle Me: "OMG That's so adorable!"

  • John Lime
    John Lime   14 hours ago

    Lol I didn't even notice that Scraps was tripedal

  • J R
    J R   14 hours ago

    Where can I get those boots!!!

  • Livefirecook
    Livefirecook   14 hours ago

    Yeah, pulling poop out of the mouth is something that needs to be done, but there's also the other side of it (literally). Our dog frequently has sticks, rope, rawhide, or something he can't manage to poop out and we need to pull it out of his butt.

  • John Egan
    John Egan   15 hours ago

    Probably mentioned days ago, but if you feed pineapple to your dog, it makes their poop taste awful (Iโ€™m told - never eaten any๐Ÿ˜) and they stop after a few days of pineapple in their diet.

  • Robert Shaffer
    Robert Shaffer   17 hours ago

    Awwww, you got a tripod ! And what a cutey she is ! You're a genuinely good person.

  • Matthew Hargis
    Matthew Hargis   18 hours ago

    I used to have a 3 legged dog... he lost his leg in a brutal way and later died a horrible death.

  • 2soldierman2
    2soldierman2   19 hours ago

    I was gonna say I'm not completely house broken, like belly rubs, but she's for sure got me beat on cute.

  • AwesomeMau5Heads
    AwesomeMau5Heads   19 hours ago

    My dachshund mix had a disclocated hip when we found him in the Arizona desert. In his case they removed his hip ball, but he gets the zoomys still. It's so cool to find someone else who gave an injured dog a home.

  • Dana Taylor
    Dana Taylor   19 hours ago


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  • terriblegoatman
    terriblegoatman   21 hours ago

    It's just a robot that she forgot to make the 4th leg for

  • Hot Cheetoz
    Hot Cheetoz   22 hours ago

    Sorry simone, but you look like that girl from tiger king ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • baerleon
    baerleon   23 hours ago

    You look like a young Cybill Shepherd. Seriously, look at some of those photos. The resemblance is striking!

  • Graham Heath
    Graham Heath   23 hours ago

    @simone Did you know that YouTube is running Trump Ads on your videos?

  • Dark Angel
    Dark Angel   23 hours ago

    Me: reads half of the titleAlso me: OHMAHGODSHESPREGNANTAAHHHHH!Me: reads whole thingMe: ITS A FLOOF CHILD

  • Nana Chomnk
    Nana Chomnk   1 days ago

    Oh god sheโ€™s so cute I love her

  • P C
    P C   1 days ago

    Dog really likes chewing flesh... And is missing a leg...Hmmmmmmmmm...

  • K Deronimo
    K Deronimo   1 days ago

    i make really cute kids when ever you want 5678094368 of your own